“Mage Mo Ping'an, according to feedback from our viewers and the letters we've received, the culture across several planes seems to have a lot to do with you...”
“No! Those are rumors, all rumors! There are so many troublemakers across the Myriad Worlds. How could I be responsible for corrupting the culture?”
“Are you saying you had nothing to do with seducing a Saintess, eloping with a Demon Lord, creating magic that gives people arthritis and ingrown toenails, inspiring the dwarves to write an entirely new Book of Grudges about you, forming a succubus idol group, teaching elves to forge artifacts from last week, recommending necromancers for archaeological work, and stealing candy from children?”
“Uh... At least I'm not chiefly responsible!”
The next day.
According to reports from Hyperdimensional Express TV, when our reporter asked Mage Mo Ping'an about his deeds and the state of affairs across several planes, he replied: “Those aren't... rumors. I'm... chiefly responsible!”
