The Whole Village Knows That I Can Summon the Roaring Dog

I, Li Fengshou, a college student who has returned to my hometown to start a business, have been bound to a voice-controlled farming system. Reciting poetry to crops can speed up ripening. Doesn't it sound awesome? As a result, in the middle of the night, my local dog Ergouzi stole my mobile phone, stepped on the voice input and shouted: "Summon the golden armored god!" The system crashed. The whole village exploded. The next day, the whole village saw me squatting at the entrance of the village. In front of me squatted a pair of men wearing tight-fitting gold armor, which dragged all over the floor. Aunt Wang said: "This dog looks very stunned, but the clothes are too small. I will use a sewing machine to change them." Uncle Zhao took a sip of tea and said, "Feng Harvest, tell me directly, is this dog pretending to be a human?" I said no. Uncle Zhao stared at it for a long time and nodded: "Well, people can't pretend to be so stunned." Later, Jin Jiaerha dug up the vegetable plot of Uncle Zhao's house and dug out a root of Smilax cocos grown in the Guangxu period, which he sold for 8,000 yuan. The whole village was red-eyed: "Good harvest! Let your dog come and roam around in my field!" Later, watermelons sprouted across hundreds of acres of wasteland overnight, and jujube forests came back to life. Tests in the town said they were the sweetest in the county. The boss of an agricultural company came to the door and said, "I'll pay 200,000 yuan for this dog." Jin Jiaerha squatted in front of him and said "ha". Ergouzi ran away with his business card in his mouth. The whole village laughed like crazy. ——My dog ​​knows how to farm, and the whole village is filled with my fields. Who is in favor and who is against?