
With a Long Gun Tied to a Flashlight, You Still Say You Are Not an Evil Cultivator?
长枪绑手电,还说你不是邪修?
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- 237k Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- Male
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It's very good-looking, the kind that can really make people laugh openly (not recommended to watch in public places). The reason for missing one star is that the characters are not pretty, but I am an invisible person of all kinds, and I like white-haired lolita! [Working on draft]
I can only say that the moment I saw the ending of the game, I knew that this book would not be too bad as long as the author dared to write it. I listened to it for half the afternoon, while fighting on the big battlefield. In summary, it's fun and interesting: 1. There is no pretense or slap-in-the-face scenes. If there is, the male protagonist's evil cultivator can suppress everything. Suppression here refers to directly interrupting the opponent's spellcasting, and the opponent will be stunned, so there will be no sense of suffocation like in ancient fantasy novels. 2. There will be no mindless dog-licking content, because the male protagonist believes that all members of the opposite sex are "cauldrons." I can only say that the setting of Xie Xiu is great. All in all, there is a bit of mindless content, for example, if the male protagonist suddenly reveals his physique, will there be any impact, etc., But if you read it as a comedy or light-hearted article, it is totally fine. The writing is average, but the plot is innovative and entertaining enough.
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It's pretty good, it's a lot of fun, and there's nothing toxic about it so far. The main character is pretty CS, and it's in line with evil cultivators.
I have become a god. God is lonely. I have not been understood by mortals since I was born. Mortals will not understand all the choices I have made. Mortals will not understand whichever path I choose. Gods are destined to be lonely all their lives. The loneliness of mortals is just loneliness. Destined to become a god There is no need to ask me what my name is, how old I am, God is empty and has no form. God is free and not bound by any trivial matters. God is beyond everything, and mortals are not worthy of understanding God. I have been the god of the world since I came into this world. Mortals are not worthy to be compared to me, and they are not qualified to be compared to gods at all. God is destined to be lonely Gods are different from mortals God will not be in pain, God will not be sad, God will not be speechless, God will not cry, God will not be heartbroken, God will not sink, God will not compromise, God will not be confused, God will not regret, God will not be greedy, God will not be resentful, God will not feel inferior, God will not be humble, God will not grow old, God will not be afraid, God will not be moved, God will not hold back, God will not be ashamed. Red, God will not be dependent, God will not look back, God will not be throbbing, God will not wait, God will not be emotional, God will not panic, God will not be trapped, God will not deceive himself, God will not be lovesick, God will not be moody, God will not be indecisive, God will not lose his true heart, God will not have distracting thoughts, God will not be afraid of reincarnation, God will not be heartbroken. God is doomed to be alone,
Author, you are in big trouble! I am the president of the Urgent Group, and I have never begged anyone in my life, but damn, the self-control I have always been proud of has collapsed in front of you. If you are willing, if you add more or more updates today, I will stay here with you with gifts. Is this enough to pamper you, eh? If you refuse, girl, I admit that your little tricks have seduced me, and I can spare two minutes to play a hard-to-get game with you. Looks can't deceive people, I know your heart is moved, now, I'll give you a chance to get me, be good~ let me read the article, I will give you my life. I will never lose😡
I thought it wasn't good, and then I looked at the author, and the other works were not rated very high, so I thought they weren't that good. But this one turned out to be very interesting, and I laughed to death. I really recommend this kind of writing. Come on, author, don't stop updating, I finally found a gold
Tomato's standard funny article, it's just funny anyway
Okay, okay, very good, don't be too smart, this is a funny article, it made my stomach hurt when I laughed [face covering]
Funny, very funny, very funny, worth learning
The book is quite funny, but some of the protagonist's actions made me feel that they were about to break through the ethical limits of human beings.
A cool abstract book
Curiosity, pure magic pill, packed with laughs, one after another
Just calm down, kid. A little green.
The protagonist is so righteous, he is our savior of justice, loyal, loyal😭
This book is so good that I read it so beautifully.
Okay, awesome, true evil cultivator [got it]
Very funny, very born, very beautiful, very speechless, very satisfied, very, very, very good author, please update soon.
Your favorite magic pill novel @It's really hard to name it◉‿◉ 😋😋😋
Emotion collection adds points, hard power guarantees invincibility at the same level, and there is no bottom line in acting in various evil ways and attaches more importance to the lower three paths.
It's funny. I haven't been this happy for a long time. Highly recommended.
Lots of laughs, lively, I like [laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]
I really laughed like crazy [face covering] [like]
This book is amazing, this author is magical
The true evil cultivator [smile], other evil cultivators compete with the protagonist to be evil [smile]
It's ok, it's ok, I can't stop laughing, it deserves 5 stars.
Coming from the Underworld Demoman, the style of the novel is still as funny as ever. Hope it doesn't end badly.