The Hami Cat's Immortal Cultivation Chronicles: I Petted a Cat and Became a Hissing Old Cat

Hajimi, a 26-year-old overworked office drone, dies after having an allergic reaction while petting a cat.

When he opens his eyes again, he has become the most senior ancestor in the cultivation world: a white cat that has just woken up after sleeping for 300 years.

The whole sect kneels and calls him Ancestor. Sitting on a warm jade platform, he wonders: Who’s opening the can today?

The Demon Cult Leader storms the place, unleashing a vast field of poisonous light. Sunbathing, he yawns and swallows it.

The cult leader stares in disbelief. “Your cultivation is more than just fur-melting?”

He rolls over. “Don’t wake the cat.”

Soon, the whole world knows: Spirit Beast Peak has an ancestor who swallows heavenly lightning with a yawn, shatters mountains with a stretch, and can crush out a spirit stone mine just by rolling over.

Everyone thinks he is unfathomably wise, plotting across the ages.

Only he knows the truth:

He’s just sleepy.