[Age gap + comedy + both have only loved each other + showbiz]
After her boyfriend cheats on her, Jiang Yuwan breaks up with him and fires off a cutting jab.
“How many times do I have to tell you? Get a smaller bra size. At least then it might squeeze out a little. You’re already small, so why get one that’s too big!”
As a minor celebrity barely known beyond the eighteenth tier, Jiang Yuwan finally made the trending charts after her breakup. Just as she gained a few hundred thousand casual followers, news that her nemesis’s company was going bankrupt pushed her right back down.
She paid a fortune to hire a male model to accompany her on a dating reality show, only to pick her nemesis, who had taken up side jobs after going bankrupt.
At long last, she and her nemesis formed a couple to take the dating show by storm. But as soon as she said their ship name, her ex called the police and got her hauled to the station.
After one setback after another, Jiang Yuwan went straight into rampage mode. If they weren’t going to let her have a good time, then nobody would!
She went on the dating show with her nemesis and picked fights with everyone, acting like she didn’t know the meaning of heaven or earth.
The viewers were stunned. “I thought I was watching a dating show! Who changed the channel?”
Later
Viewers: “You know what, this mutual-hate ship is actually pretty fun to watch!”
Bonus scene 1
“Duan Yu, you’re such a filial son. When you ran out of food, you came to the cemetery to rob your great-grandfather’s offerings.”
“I’m still not as bad as you. When you were obsessed with grave-robbing, you almost dug up your great-grandfather’s tomb.”
Bonus scene 2
“How many times has Duan Yu been in love?”
Duan Yu: “Zero.”
Jiang Yuwan: “N.”
Duan Yu: “Why isn’t your zero closed?”
Jiang Yuwan: “Because it’s an N.”
Very pretty, very pretty