Provocation Failed! The Magic Chief Gets Disciplined by an Older Man

[Lighthearted and Absurd + Max-Level Expert Pretending to Be a Rookie + Wild Misunderstandings + Scheming Daddy Type + Two Powerful Leads] Noah, once the most powerful mage on the continent, retired and went into hiding, taking an unremarkable job as a librarian at the Imperial Academy of Magic. All he wanted was to sip goji berry tea (a mandrake-root specialty drink) and enjoy a peaceful retirement like an old man. Instead, the entire academy started acting strangely! He thought the table was dirty and casually grabbed a sheet of paper to wipe off the dust. The aloof elven prodigy sucked in a sharp breath. “Th-that’s a lost ninth-tier forbidden spell scroll! He’s using it to wipe a table? I get it. The old man is showing me that the pinnacle of magic is returning to simplicity!” He yawned and casually flicked a magical mosquito away. The sunny holy knight stared at him with fervent admiration. “He tore apart the laws of space with his bare hands! The old man must be a hidden master from beyond the world!” And that wasn’t all. The academy’s most short-tempered and gifted student, the dragon prince (and campus heartthrob), couldn’t stand the seemingly shiftless old man. One day, the dragon prince cornered Noah in a nook between the bookshelves, propped one hand against the wall, and teased him arrogantly. “Hey, old man. Beg me, and I’ll protect you around the academy from now on.” Noah sighed, set down his thermos, and instantly cast Absolute Restraint, pinning the arrogant prince to a desk. Looking down at him, he gently patted the prince’s stiff cheek like a kindly elder. “Kid, you want to seduce your uncle? You’ll need another hundred years of magic practice.” The dragon prince blushed, his heart racing and legs going weak. Help! How can he be so handsome!!!