The water is cold and ice-cold, the beauty is as good as the sky, and a mouth can make ghosts live.
When he was seventeen years old, he had two dreams - the first dream was that Empress Nuwa put a dress on him, and the second dream was that the White Fox Fairy taught him a skill. After waking up, my black hair turned white, there was a cinnabar mole between my eyebrows, and my mind was filled with thunder spells, feng shui spells, and evil spirits.
Shui Liangbing felt that she was invincible, so she bought some clothes and went to set up a fortune-telling stall in front of the Qingyang Palace in Chengdu, but was squeezed out by a group of old magicians. He spat in the face of the old man and ran away. Then he rented a small shop and put up the sign of "Shuiji Office".
The first customer came to the door. The child twisted his neck in the middle of the night and spoke in the dialect of the Republic of China - "My bones are under the locust tree."
Shui Liangbing took a lollipop in his mouth and slapped the ghost out: "Master, which school are you from? How much did it cost to teach for a month during the Republic of China?"
Then the phone rang: a corpse crawled out of the coffin in Lianyungang. There was a girl in Chongqing who saw paper figures knocking on the glass outside her window every day. There is a deadly drought demon buried under Wuyou Mountain in Leshan. There is also a female investigator named Shen Qingci who chases him every day and calls him a liar.
"Shui Liangbing, can you exorcise evil spirits?"
"Chief Shen, not only can I exorcise evil spirits, but I can also tell fortunes. I predict that you will blush within five minutes."
"... Get out."
——Play King of Glory every day and slay demons easily. He talks a lot of dirty words, and his hands are full of tricks. Which one is true?
It's all true. After all, he is the only one in the world who can bargain with ghosts and strike them down with five thunder palms at the same time.
Reader comments
It's very interesting to read calmly, and I'm a little afraid to sleep at night [smile]
It's very interesting to read calmly, and I'm a little afraid to sleep at night [smile]