Lin Fan traveled to the Westward Journey and became a gatekeeper of Guanghan Palace, bound to the [Death-seeking System].
The first task issued by the system: take off Fairy Chang'e's embroidered shoes.
In front of the maid, Lin Fan grabbed Chang'e's ankle and said, "Fairy, I can lend you my shoes."
From then on, there was one more person in the Three Realms who allowed Lingshan to break through its defenses.
He turned into a female monkey and fell in love with Sun Wukong and became the Monkey King. He turned into a silverback gorilla and gave the monkey a sunflower book. He turned into a mysterious man and gave the monkey the same jungle knife as King of Glory.
Tathagata scolded Guanyin: "Trash!"
Guanyin cried secretly in the bamboo forest, and he turned into a leaf and fell at her feet. After being discovered, not only did he survive, but he also proposed to her in public, and one-third of the merit of the entire Lingshan was sucked away.
Tathagata: "I must watch and learn the scriptures myself!"
Then Tang Monk developed sixty-eight abdominal muscles, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom was angered to death, Baihuaxi married Tang Monk on the spot, the Daughter Kingdom was blown into ruins by his words, and the ancient demon clan Emperor Jun was exploded from the ground of Shituoling.
Di Jun: "Who has the final say in the Three Realms now?"
Tang Monk: "Amitabha. Donor, would you like to practice abdominal muscles together?"
[Prehistoric + seeking death + funny + cool writing + system + multiple female protagonists + Westward Journey subversion + saint]
Reader comments
It's too abstract. The author really wrote whatever he thought of, without any logic.
It doesn't look good, I'm a coward, and I'm trying to kill the system
It's too abstract. The author really wrote whatever he thought of, without any logic.
It doesn't look good, I'm a coward, and I'm trying to kill the system