Lin Fan transmigrates into Journey to the West, becoming a heavenly soldier assigned to guard the entrance to the Moon Palace, and binds himself to the [Suicide System].
The System’s first mission: take off Fairy Chang’e’s embroidered shoe.
Right in front of her maid, Lin Fan grabs Chang’e by the ankle. “Fairy, lend me your shoe.”
From then on, the Three Realms gain a new menace who drives the entire Spirit Mountain to despair.
He becomes a female monkey and falls in love with Sun Wukong, even becoming the Handsome Monkey King. He turns into a silverback gorilla and gives the monkeys the Sunflower Manual. He becomes a mysterious stranger and gives Sun Wukong a jungle knife just like the one in Honor of Kings.
The Tathagata scolds Guanyin: “Useless!”
Guanyin secretly cries in a bamboo grove. He turns into a leaf and falls at her feet. When she discovers him, he not only survives, he proposes to her in front of everyone, draining a third of Spirit Mountain’s merit.
The Tathagata declares, “I’ll personally keep an eye on the pilgrimage!”
Then Tang Sanzang develops a six-pack, the king of the Kingdom of Baoxiang is angered to death, Baihuaxiu marries Tang Sanzang on the spot, the Kingdom of Women is blown to rubble by a single sentence from him, and an ancient demon emperor, Di Jun, is blasted out from beneath Lion Camel Ridge.
Di Jun asks, “Who rules the Three Realms now?”
Tang Sanzang replies, “Amitabha. Benefactor, would you like to work on your abs together?”
[Primordial World + Shenanigans + Comedy + Power Fantasy + System + Harem + Subversive Journey to the West + Saints]
It doesn't look good, I'm a coward, and I'm trying to kill the system
It's too abstract. The author really wrote whatever he thought of, without any logic.