“Big brother, you’re just like my moonlight!”
“Go away. Big brother doesn’t play with little kids!”
“Big brother, be my boyfriend!”
“Big brother doesn’t like little kids!”
“Big brother, do you like me even a tiny bit?”
“No!”
“Big brother, where are my breasts?”
“Why are you grabbing me? These are my pecs!”
His friends warned him to be careful, or he’d end up chasing his wife through hell.
But he said
he only saw her as a little sister,
until his dark moonlight appeared.
Then he panicked completely.
By the time he chased after her to school,
she was holding someone else’s hand
and getting into someone else’s car
