[Putting through books + funny jokes + slap in the face + brainless fun + 1v1 + sweet pets]
Yintang penetrated into the ancient sadistic novel she wrote and became the cannon fodder lady who was ultimately made into a human being by his own hands because of her infatuated love for the prince male protagonist.
Coincidentally, when she came across, she was drugging the prince in a desperate attempt to die.
She decisively picked up the glass and drank it all in one gulp.
"I used to have water in my head. This is a toast to my dead love brain. I want to become a monk!"
She packed all her baggage and escaped from the capital. She just wanted to stay away from the plot and put her life first.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the carriage left the city, a handsome man in white was raped in the street.
He was covered in blood and angry, and he stretched out his hand to her: "Did you hit me? Pay for it."
Yintang: "..."
Seeing his handsome face that made people and gods angry, and his strength that could break a tree with a wave of his hand, Yitang decided to pick him up first and use him as a bodyguard.
The conditions are: washing, cooking, fighting, and most importantly - not falling in love with her.
But who would have thought that the prince would become a pervert and would spend all the efforts of the country to imprison her.
In the front, there were a crazy group of princes with heavy troops chasing her, and in the back, there were some top relatives who were eyeing her family property.
In order to survive, Yintang had no choice but to return to her old business and opened the first gossip tabloid in ancient times. One day it was revealed that the minister was afraid of his wife, and the next day it was revealed that the prime minister's son was not his biological son, everyone in the capital's powerful circles was in danger.
And the bodyguard she picked up, Gu Qingyan, not only helped her steal headlines by flying over cliffs and walls, but when she was besieged by the prince, he descended from the sky with thousands of troops and horses, and chuckled in her ear:
"Boss, have you had enough fun?"
"I will destroy this world that makes you unhappy."