March Asked How Strong I Was, So I Shut Away the Long Night Moon

[This novel has a very simple premise: a funny, everyday urban story with a little bit of supernatural ability. March 7th is the heroine. You, get it? Whether you get it or not, who cares? (☆_☆) Just read it~]

I went downstairs for a late-night snack and ended up picking up an amnesiac girl as my wife (not really). To my utter surprise, she had a split personality: during the day she called me A-Chai, and at night she told me to get to work and produce some rice.

I thought I'd hit the jackpot: one wife, two experiences.

Until I found her other "personality" had written in her memo: "March, you have to be happy forever. I'll take care of anyone who gets in your way."

And my name was at the top of the list of "anyone who gets in her way."

One dark and windy night, Lin Chai was sleeping soundly.

Just then, "A-Chai, help! I have a split personality, run!"

"No, get down and hand over the rice! You're really useless!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Evernight is in cont, "

"Control my ass! Get down and do your duty!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, A-Chai, I have a split personality. My other personality is controlling my hands."

"Didn't I tell you to get up? Just lie down! You're so useless. Wait, no, what do you mean?!"

Sorry, I have a split personality too. Let's go, bro!

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