With only one month left before the Gaowu College Entrance Examination, Lin Chen's Qi and blood dropped to 0.8. The dean forced him to switch to liberal arts and give up all his training resources to top students.
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In desperation, his old mobile phone was forcibly locked by rogue software. After listening to a 30-second unskippable kidney treasure advertisement, he was accidentally bound to a god-level passive: all kidney-tonifying and body-building products, 100% of their efficacy are converted into pure Yang Qi and blood.
Unable to afford 30,000 bottles of body tempering fluid, Lin Chen put on a mask and hood, went to a barbecue stall late at night, and relied on kidneys, oysters, and roasted leeks to increase his energy and blood like crazy.
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On the day of the qualification test, Lin Chen pressed his palm on the test instrument, and the hot pure Yang Qi and blood caused the instrument to emit white smoke.
The principal clapped his hands on the table and said in ecstasy: "Ancient Pure Yang Body! One in a million! All the school's resources are spent on cultivating it!"
The school belle blushed and handed over the wet tissue: "Although you have a strong constitution,... You still have to pay attention to moderation."
Lin Chen silently put the Liuwei Dihuang Pills in his pocket and fell into silence: I am really just replenishing my body!
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The whole school regarded him as a born supreme, and no one knew that his holy place of cultivation was a barbecue stall in an alleyway late at night.
And the pure yang energy and blood obtained from roadside stalls will soon shatter everyone's outlook on the province's joint examination and the secret realm of strange beasts.
Reader comments
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This book is really good. I read it for a long time and felt that the setting is very new. Although there are other advertising books on the market, this one is different. The protagonist is very shy. He is really like some classmates, shy and wanting, with the mentality of a teenager.
Haha, it looks good and is a bit funny. I hope the following content can be as funny as this [snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker]
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