With just one month until the high-martial arts college entrance exam, Lin Chen’s qi and blood had fallen to 0.8. The dean pressured him to switch to liberal arts and give all the cultivation resources to the top students.
At the height of his despair, a rogue app forcibly locked his old phone. After he listened to a 30-second kidney-tonic commercial that he couldn’t skip, he unexpectedly bound a god-tier passive ability: the effects of anything that nourished the kidneys and strengthened the body would be converted with 100% efficiency into pure yang qi and blood.
Unable to afford body-tempering liquid that cost 30,000 a bottle, Lin Chen pulled on a mask and hood and slipped out to a late-night barbecue stall, where he boosted his qi and blood like crazy with lamb kidneys, oysters, and grilled chives.
On the day of the qualification test, Lin Chen pressed his palm against the testing device. His blazing pure yang qi and blood sent smoke pouring from it.
The principal slammed the table in delight. “An Ancient Pure Yang Body! One in ten thousand! We’ll devote the entire school’s resources to cultivating him!”
The campus beauty blushed as she handed him a moist towelette. “Your constitution may be strong, but… you should still practice restraint.”
Lin Chen silently tucked the Liuwei Dihuang pills in his pocket away and fell silent. I’m really just trying to take care of my health!
The whole school thought he was a born supreme being. No one knew that his sacred cultivation ground was a barbecue stall in a midnight alley.
And the pure yang qi and blood he built up on street food was about to shatter everyone’s worldview at the provincial joint exam and in the exotic-beast secret realm.
Haha, it looks good and is a bit funny. I hope the following content can be as funny as this 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
The previous plot was so funny, I laughed so hard at night that I felt my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. This book deserves my typing review recommendation 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
This book is really good. I read it for a long time and felt that the setting is very new. Although there are other advertising books on the market, this one is different. The protagonist is very shy. He is really like some classmates, shy and wanting, with the mentality of a teenager. Take a good look at it
Very interesting, very funny Good hahahahaha
Super interesting, lots of laughs!
I rarely comment, but I wanted to comment today, for no other reason than that I felt very happy after reading the previous part, hahaha