Oh no, I think... I messed up?
Xiao Yu touches her head. Sheep + rabbit, soul out of body + supersonic speed.
I have arrived in the Chinese cultivation world!
Everyone else awakens a five-element spiritual root. What am I supposed to do without one?
Xiao Yu pulls out the Dragon Talisman. Someone tells her to keep a low profile, so she blasts the testing wall to pieces.
Xiao Yu: "...Am I being low-key enough?"
"Low-key my ass!"
Cultivators need to form contracts with spirit beasts to practice, and are always at risk of being attacked by a beast's mental power.
She looks at the white tiger in her hand, transformed into a kitten by the Monkey Talisman. "Is that you they're talking about, little Bai Bai?"
White Tiger: I'm a divine beast! One of the Four Divine Beasts!
Other people can't draw their formations. Xiao Yu: "Formation talisman papers on sale! Buy more and get a discount!"
Other people can't refine spirit artifacts. Xiao Yu: "What a cool artifact spirit. I'll give you a name."
Other people can't concoct poisons. Xiao Yu: "Demons and monsters, go away..."
Other people practice spells. Xiao Yu: "Crow sits on a plane!"
Watch Xiao Yu do absolutely everything in the cultivation world...
[Adventures of Jackie Chan fan derivative + Twelve Talismans setting + no CP, Xiao Yu shines on her own] Made with love, please don't hate on it if it's not your thing!
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