After Li Tianyu had been in the industry for a year, his master Chu Sui denied that he was his apprentice whenever he met anyone.
After all, she does not use charms to exorcise evil spirits, but only relies on words; she does not use formations to collect evil spirits, but directly stuffs them into hairpins.
What kind of thousand-year-old eunuch soul? It was so noisy that she couldn't sleep, so she turned on the "drum washing machine mode" to brainwash him.
What kind of stinky old man? If he dares to occupy her sofa, he will be given a bowl of Biluoquan with added ingredients to sleep with him until the end of the world.
The master thought she was too good, so she ate all the limited-edition ice cream in his refrigerator; her best friend was afraid of ghosts, so she pushed the best medicine into her while she was disgusted.
Chu Sui was so angry that he jumped on his feet: "Can you look like a master?"
Li Tianyu held a lollipop in her mouth and kicked the kid who was about to attack: "My rule, Li Tianyu, is - act first, then reason. If you don't accept it, put it in a hairpin and roll it into a ball!"
As for the eunuch father-in-law who always whispered in her ears "our family used to be"?
Oh, if you keep arguing, you can roll him into jade beads, string them together and sell them as bracelets.
Small theater:
Mo Siwang (emerging from the hairpin): "Li Tianyu! Our family is going to complain about your mistreatment of cultural relics!"
Li Tianyu (pressed her back): "Shut up, if you keep making noise, I'll wash you three times tonight."
Mo Siwang: "...(Obediently silent)"
