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You guys, can you believe this?
She BaBa is a trumpet vine spirit who has spent 1,300 years in arduous cultivation. She survived her tribulation and was just about to ascend to immortality when the Heavenly Dao dug up an old score from a thousand years ago. Because a mortal once poured a ladle of water on her, she has to descend to repay the favor by raising a child!
Before her tribulation, her spiritual consciousness spent years piggybacking on modern Wi-Fi. She knows all the viral foods and celebrity gossip by heart, but when it comes to childcare, she just scrolls right past.
Kicked down to the mortal realm, she lands straight in the aftermath of a massacre and gets saddled with a pair of burdens: a clever, precocious young boy and a soft, teary little toddler.
At first: “Don’t cling to me! Hurry up and grow up! I want to go back to heaven and become an immortal!”
Every day is chaos, and nothing but tears and hardship.
Later: “Raising kids is actually pretty great.”
