You Summon Spirits, I Recruit Businesses

Name: You Summon Spirits, I Recruit Businesses
Author: Guanyin Milk Pudding

你招魂我招商

by Guanyin Milk Pudding (观音奶冻)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 206k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Lin Shiyin, a metaphysical master who can see the spirits of antiques, has been having a rough time lately.

It’s not because she’s so poor she has to lick her plate clean with nothing but boiled water. It’s because antique spirits from overseas keep coming to find her. Dear ancestors, this is a poor neighborhood, not a customs warehouse!

On top of that, she’s cursed with terrible luck, bringing misfortune to everything around her, even her childhood sweetheart. Though they love each other, they don’t dare get close, for fear she’ll literally send him to the afterlife.

Su Wan is the world’s most unlucky woman, with a life story so awful it hits rock bottom:

Ten years of work, ten layoffs. Even HR offers her a cigarette and asks, “Hey, what temple do you pray at?”

She stayed up all night writing a million words, only to get single-digit bookmarks. Her comment section is as quiet as her family’s grave. She couldn’t even scrape together ten readers, but she’s been on dozens of blind dates.

Just when she finally finds a steady job and thinks her hard times are over, a so-called friend tricks her into moving to the countryside. They call it “rural revitalization,” but really, she’s been sent off to feed the mosquitoes.

When two unlucky souls collide, will their misfortune stack up, or will two negatives make a positive?

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