From the Start, I Stumbled into the Sword-Seeking Platform and Discovered I Was a God King in My Past Life

For a five-spirit-stone errand fee, Xu Man, a good-for-nothing at the Qi Refining stage, took an ordinary workplace survey job.

Who could have guessed that after a battered, rusty sword dragged him through the Sword-Questioning Platform, he would simply read out a few questions about workplace benefits from the form?

The dignified Golden Core deputy leader of the Immortal Alliance broke down on the spot, clung to his leg and wept bitterly, then abandoned his seal and fled overnight!

Even more absurdly, the new alliance leader had barely taken over after showing up to challenge the previous one when the main branch's enforcement squad cuffed him and hauled him away, pot and all!

Xu Man had barely finished the errand before the entire cultivation world erupted.

"You mean to say that a few casual words from him completely destroyed an entire Immortal Alliance branch?"

"That sword of his must be a divine treasure hiding its true nature! Dragging his face along the ground for thirty feet was clearly an ultimate killing move that had returned to simplicity!"

"That gluttonous boy beside him, who won't even leave a scrap of bun wrapper behind, must be an ancient great demon capable of swallowing heaven and earth in one bite!"

"Investigate! What grand scheme is this hidden master really plotting?"

As all sorts of people with wild imaginations dug deeper, the entire cultivation world fell into extreme self-inflicted panic.

The stone-faced enforcement captain crossed district lines to keep watch every day;

The leader of the righteous path was so frightened that his Dao heart collapsed, and he announced that his sect would seal its gates;

Top experts from every corner lined up to offer premium spirit stones, all scrambling to curry favor.