Pokémon+Simulator+Start New Leaf+Genius+Not Brainless
Years later, the World Championship victory scene.
Reporter: "Champion Jiang Li, how did you defeat the previous champion Mr. Arcana with a magical masked cat?"
Jiang Li thought about the six Pokémon lying in the hospital, and said seriously: "It's a fluke."
The reporter's mouth twitched: "Then how did you manage to pacify the Bermuda Triangle, the greatest secret in history, by yourself?"
Jiang Li thought for a while: "Rely on fists."
The reporter refused to give up: "Last question - everyone says you are a real genius trainer, what do you think?"
Jiang Li was silent for a long time.
He thought of his senior year in high school, when he spent fifty yuan to buy a plug-in.
Got cheated.
Then the plug-in became an in-brain simulator.
He sighed.
"I'm really not a genius trainer."
"I just..." He paused, "I hung up."
The whole place was in an uproar.
