My name is Xu Miaojin, the first surgeon in modern surgery.
Once I traveled through time, my career faced an epic challenge, because my patients... Had some brain problems.
[Patient No. 1: Brother-in-law Zhu Di]
Symptoms: Manic emperor syndrome, accompanied by persecutory delusions.
Me: "Brother-in-law, kill less people and eat more vegetables."
He: "Say it again? Do you believe I planted you in a flower pot?"
(The next second, he obediently pushed the braised pork away)
[Patient No. 2: Prince Zhu Gaochi]
Symptoms: Salted fish prince syndrome caused by severe obesity.
Me: "Let's run! We won't eat until we finish 100 laps!"
He: "Auntie, I really can't do it anymore..."
(Turns around and takes out a piece of beef jerky from his sleeve)
[Patient No. 3: Zhu Gaoxu, the second nephew of the gangster]
Symptom: IQ deficiency syndrome caused by excess muscle.
Me: "Second nephew, sign your name, and the 20,000 taels will be considered a voluntary donation from you."
He: "Why should I...? Wait, what's going on with this contract?!"
Help, I'm just a doctor, why do I need to work part-time as a kindergarten principal? !
