The Junior Sister Is Obviously Overpowered, Yet She Just Wants to Lie Flat

[Cultivation fantasy + adored by all + decisive and ruthless + cunning + always repays a grudge + a touch of ensemble cast]

A word of caution: System is the name of a spirit pet, not a system in the traditional sense. The reason will be explained later in the story.

In this cultivation world, people cultivate all sorts of things, and there are many factions...

Ming Yan and System arrive by accident in a high-level cultivation star system and become disciples of the Yunmiao Sect.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Ming Yan always lives by the principle that being alive is pretty good, but dying is fine too. If she can lie down, she will.

Unfortunately, on her second day in the sect, she is tested and found to have mixed spiritual roots.

That can't be right! How could someone with mixed spiritual roots absorb qi faster than the greatest prodigy of the age on their very first day?

She gets struck by lightning while drawing talismans and blows up the pill furnace while refining pills. The whole sect cheers: "Junior Sister has received another blessing from the Heavenly Dao!"

Sect Master: "Xiao Yan, the sect's revival depends on you!"

Ming Yan says: I just want to be a happy, lazy fish.

But even when she lies around, people still come looking for trouble.

A ghost cultivator comes to pick a fight. Ming Yan bursts into tears: "Meeting a fellow countryman brings tears to both our eyes!"

The ghost cultivator runs away overnight: "I saw a ghost!"

The demons come to provoke her. Ming Yan smiles mysteriously: "The weather's getting cold. It's time for the Demon Lord to be replaced."

Trouble breaks out in the demon realm. Ming Yan and System swallow hard: "Time to eat, time to eat!"

Before long, the demon race has been eaten into a protected species. The Demon Emperor protests: "The ghost realm causes trouble too. Why don't you eat them?"

Ming Yan opens one eye and keeps the other shut: "Hmm?"

The ghost realm clings to her leg: "Stick with Sister Yan and you'll eat well!"

The entire cultivation world trembles. What is Junior Sister up to today? Sleeping? Great, we're safe.