I, the Storyteller, Conquer Another World with Culture

After transmigrating to another world colonized by alien culture, I became a "remnant of a low-level civilization" without even electricity.

The Federation planned to permanently correct my vocal organs because my stories were "unapproved."

A second before a silver rod pierced my throat, a System called "Tales for All" activated.

Beginner's quest: Make 100 people believe Guan Yu really existed within three days.

Failure penalty: Permanent loss of speech.

So I grabbed a piece of broken wood to use as a storyteller's block and addressed two beggars:

"They say that the empire, long divided, must unite, and long united, must divide..."

That night, Lord Guan's Green Dragon Crescent Blade shattered the Federation's "Cultural Purity Lamp."

They asked me how I could do it.

How?

Because in five thousand years of Chinese history, not one of our stories is false.