[Hilarious Cultivation] [Comedic Subversion] [Clever Protagonist]
Chen Yang transmigrated to the cultivation world and bound to a “Pain Conversion System.” Others cultivated with pills. He cultivated by taking a beating!
To break through to the Qi Refining stage, he began a “self-destructive” cultivation regimen: headbutting walls, sitting on pits with his butt, and deliberately provoking demon beasts into attacking him...
People asked why he was trying so hard.
Clutching his swollen face, Chen Yang said with heartfelt conviction, “I can do the math! This punch hurt, but converting the pain into cultivation is worth five spirit stones. That means I made a profit!”
As for the side effects? They didn't matter!
A rise in cultivation was a miracle. Even if he got hemorrhoids, turned his butt into iron, or made his forehead shine, those were strategic assets!
This is the story of an extreme miser who turns “losses” into an “IPO” in the cultivation world.