Funny Middle School Boy Cultivating Immortality

Name: Funny Middle School Boy Cultivating Immortality
Author: Hongshi Taoist

中二少年搞笑修仙

by Hongshi Taoist (红石道人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 292k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Audience: Male
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Fanqie

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6.1kReads

1.2kShelves

109Chapters

2.2kListens

31.4kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Funny cultivating immortality + modern city + prehistoric times + all worlds] In Lujia Village in western Hunan, 15-year-old Lu Xiaohou stopped studying after graduating from junior high school. He read online articles on his broken mobile phone every day and became obsessed with cultivating immortals. "The Story of a Mortal's Cultivation of Immortality", "The Rebellion of Immortals", and "One Thought of Eternity" were all his treasures. He read them so much that he forgot to sleep and eat, and he was completely stunned. "I want to become an immortal!" This sentence became his mantra. Others cultivate immortality and hunt for treasures, develop steadily, and make progress step by step. But Lu Xiaohou cultivated immortality, dug pokeweed, ate golden toads, chewed castor beans, swallowed mineral powder, jumped off cliffs, tested poison on his body, sucked ghost souls, and tempered his body with thunder. He committed suicide again and again, checked in the underworld every day, and overcame tribulations every day. The more he died, the stronger he became. Wandering into a strange secret realm, a three-year-old child is building a foundation, a ten-year-old Nascent Soul is everywhere, and all the villagers are hidden ancient immortals! He thought it was all an illusion. He was greedy for treasures, arrogant and second-rate, and claimed to be the greatest immortal in the world. Touch the storage bag to encounter a mimetic monster, lift the ancient cauldron and release a ten thousand-year-old mandrill, rush into the quicksand and risk your life to save your pet, die once, rob one level, and solidify the foundation of the road. The underworld was confused, the heavens were panicked, and the Buddhas were silent. No one in the world knows who this middle-school boy who seeks death every day is? But the way of heaven will restart the calamity of the gods for him. Traditionally, the canonization of gods only determines humans and gods, but this time, the three realms of canonization are recast! In the first volume, there is unparalleled joy in cultivating immortals with sand sculptures, and in the second volume, the world is shaken by the conferring of gods and calamities!

Reader comments

It's good to watch, the male lead is so funny!
2 likes1mo ago
A very good-looking sand sculpture about the second boy cultivating immortality, super funny!
2 likes1mo ago
It's both a hit and miss, and it's also a very funny story about cultivating immortals. It's super good-looking!
1 like1mo ago
The story is novel, well-conceived, and full of laughs. The author has put great care into it [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
3d ago
I like it, I just like it.
13d ago
Eighty-one calamities? Time passes so slowly
1mo ago
Okay, the thinking is clear
15d ago
Regardless of whether he is seeking death or not, he is the only person who sticks to his word!
29d ago
It's okay to kill time
1mo ago
It's good-looking, the male lead is so good, it's quite funny!
1mo ago
Super funny and ridiculous, not bad! Worth seeing!
1mo ago
How long can you hold on to see if it will be unfinished? Let me observe it for a while. I can make a comic series to promote it for you. I made one last month and it grossed 63 million.
1mo ago

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