I Scared Off an Evil God from the Start and Became a Guest at the Black Shop

I had just transmigrated to another world. How did I end up in a deadly crisis the moment I opened the shop door?

And now a talking little flame was urging me to take down an evil god.

"Mortal boy, take these three immortal cards and go eliminate the evil god."

"Me? Uh..."

"I've got it! The virgin boy's urine I've been saving for over twenty years is top-grade warding material, a real rarity. If I use the immortal card 'Fleeting Splendor' to strengthen it, wouldn't that..."

"Sssssss, "

The evil god was scared off just like that, but the credit went to the ungrateful shopkeeper, who erased Shan Yue's part in it.

Luckily, as an outsider from beyond this world, he became the first customer of this shady shop able to control his own fortune and misfortune.

"What!? Your shady shop wants a cut of my reward too? Eight-two split, at most."

"The shop takes eight parts. Deal."

"@#@%!!!"