Why Did I Get the Script for a Little Boy Dressed as a Priest?

[Western fantasy + heartthrob + no CP + total reception + strong] Noah, a heartthrob who read as a bounty hunter and wrote as a beggar, once traveled through time and became a priest during a mission to explore an ancient civilization. Then an "American sweetheart" with a thunder language system started his life of pretending to be a priest in another world, but unexpectedly discovered the secret of the Holy See, which put his life in danger. Good news, life-threatening situations are easy to handle for Noah Bad news, the danger has moved from the front to the back. Noah: I thought I could avoid Walmart shopping bags by traveling to another world, but why did the princes/knights/nobles/others from the other world kiss each other? Some Dead Shemale: Your Walmart shopping bag is here.