Why Did I Get a Little Boy's Storyline After Becoming a Priest?

[Western Fantasy] [Everyone Loves the Protagonist] [No Romance] [Reverse Harem] [Strong Leads]

Noah is the sort of heartthrob who calls himself a bounty hunter but is really just a shameless beggar. While exploring an ancient civilization, he suddenly transmigrates into the body of a priest. And so, a "Southern belle" with a thunderous speech System begins his life in another world, posing as a priest, only to stumble upon the Church's secrets and find himself in mortal danger.

The good news: Noah can handle mortal danger just fine.

The bad news: The danger has moved from in front of him to behind him.

Noah: I thought transmigrating to another world would let me escape the Walmart shopping bag. So why are the princes, knights, nobles, and nonhumans of this world all kissing me?

Some dead cross-dresser: Your Walmart shopping bag has arrived.