Lin Yan transmigrated to the Tang dynasty after taking a nap.
The good news: he has four older sisters. The bad news: all four of his brothers-in-law are rebels of the Great Yan.
The good news: the An Lushan Rebellion has only just begun, so his life isn't in danger yet. The bad news: this world is an interstellar Tang dynasty, and the An Lushan Rebellion has evolved straight into the Great Helusi Rebellion.
The good news: he has activated a System, too. The bad news: it's a noodle System that only activates when he's carbo-loaded.
Amid the galactic wars, Lin Yan must shovel down basin-sized portions of knife-cut noodles to fuel his combat abilities and defeat the cosmic knights...
This is way too Shanxi!