Lu Yuan was just an ordinary battlefield cleanup worker, until he bound himself to the [Hammy Scrap Synthesizer]!
[Ding! Recycled the corpse of a ninth-tier mutant beast. Obtained: Strength +9999, 1 Supreme Bone Fragment!]
[Ding! The Host is detected to be dramatically coughing up blood. Acting score: S-rank. The synthesis drop rate for this round is doubled!]
Looking at the battered shovel in his hand, strengthened to +99 and imbued with the “instant kill” attribute...
Lu Yuan fell into deep thought: If I act weak enough, can I just pick up divine weapons wherever I go?
And so, the battlefield gained an inspirational cleaner with a “terminal illness” who kept collecting corpses.
“Cough, cough... For humanity, I can still pick things up!” he said, spewing blood by the mouthful.
The mutant beast army was dumbfounded. How was this human getting bloodier the more they fought, while the iron shovel in his hand seemed to glow with a world-destroying golden light?
Then, one day, the Supreme Mutant Beast descended, and humanity’s defenses teetered on the brink of collapse.
Lu Yuan sighed, put away his woven sack, and slowly raised his rusty shovel.
BOOM!!!
[Ding! You smashed the Supreme with a trash shovel. Obtained: 1 Supreme-tier scrap item. The entire internet’s sanity level has plummeted by 10000%!]
Everyone: “??? You call this a weakling cleaner?!”
