Someone schemed to get their hands on my body, and a dog coveted my soul.
The difference was that people wore masks and plotted in secret,
while the dog laid it all out in the open and made a straightforward deal.
The villains who hurt me were skinned and torn apart by me, reborn, until their bodies and souls were utterly destroyed.
But the dog said he'd changed his mind.
He wanted both my body and my soul!
I said, "That won't do. Humans and demons belong to different worlds!"
Love across species is not accepted by the Heavenly Dao!
But the dog said he didn't care. He was going to be my loyal hound anyway,
staying by my side, never leaving me, on my long path to immortality!