I, Si Zhuo, the boss of Yuanying, dress up as a 180-pound fat man.
Good news: As soon as he jumped into the river, he was fished out by the crazy villain.
Bad news: He is the one who cheated me out of more than one million through online dating.
He is looking for people all over the world with my sister's photo, and he is looking for people to kill him.
I said with my backhand: "Husband, my son's fever has gone away and he has just been sent to kindergarten."
His eyes were dangerous: "Are you married?"
"Yes, the baby is five years old." I said without changing my expression, and I was beating the electronic wooden fish in my mind.
That night he dreamed that I was sitting on his lap, my eyes as charming as silk.
The next day, he angrily smashed the psychological clinic: "Am I sick?!"
An old Chinese doctor said: "Liver fire is strong."
He never imagined that the fat girl fished in the river, the seductive young woman in his dream, and the online girlfriend calling him husband on the phone were all me.
What's even more outrageous is what comes next.
He asked me to play the immortal cultivation mobile game "Jiuzhou Immortal Path". The moment I entered the Piaomiao Sect, my hair stood on end.
This mountain, the stone steps, I have been walking in the world of cultivation for eight hundred years.
What I thought was real life was just the background of a game. I'm a fucking NPC.
But the weirdness has just begun.
Building a foundation in the game, punching through the sandbag in reality.
The sword in the game outperforms the electric car in reality.
Others are just playing, but I can practice ancient martial arts through games and become the only monster in the world who can practice.
While I was brushing up against him in the game and listening to him complain that "my girlfriend is avoiding me," I was losing weight in reality and pretending to be the married young woman he met by chance.
When he found out that the photo was fake, he blocked me in a corner with red eyes and said in a bloody voice, "Lied to me?"
I threw my backhand over my shoulder and rode up, lowered my head and smiled: "Call daddy!"
