Genshin Impact: From the Start, I Ride a Hot-Rod Motorcycle and Crash into Sandrone

[Lighthearted, Funny, Sweet Romance, and Everyday Life~ Don’t Read If That’s Not Your Thing, Sweetie~ (Male Idol’s Bubbly Voice~)]

[The protagonist has absolutely no shame! His motto is to bend with the times, retreat strategically, and get back to causing trouble as soon as he’s done kneeling!]

[Sandrone, sweet on the outside and dark within, is already won over; Columbina has just taken the bait~]

I’m Su Che! A bona fide blondie! I got hit by a truck and transmigrated into the world of Genshin Impact!

I got the System from the start, and my beginner’s gift is a motorbike with speakers that endlessly plays “The Most Dazzling Folk Style.” What the heck?!

And so

The aloof Harbinger Sandrone got blasted in the face with dust by Phoenix Legend and chased me for three whole blocks, her cannon barrels turning red-hot.

Then the bastard whipped out a rose, dropped to one knee, and said, “I came all this way just to see you.”

Sandrone’s CPU overloaded: “Liar! …Don’t go.”

The mysterious girl Columbina blocked my path beneath the moon, humming an ethereal tune.

Su Che pulled out “Left Hand, Right Hand,” and she tilted her head, humming along: “The left hand points the way…”

Then the bastard got swept into the sky by moon spirits and took a nap on her lap in Silvermoon Hall.

System: [You’re a damn genius.]

A domineering servant falls in love with me?

A possessive Rosalyne forces herself on me?

The Tsaritsa abuses her position to do something like this to her subordinate?!

What exactly is Tartaglia sneaking into his room for in the middle of the night?!

A year later, Su Che looks at the girls who have come to take him down, wait, no, what the heck is Tartaglia doing here?!

“Ladies, we agreed: no hitting above the neck!!!”