Sea Cucumber Goalkeeper Failed to Pass Through Cape Verde and Will Be Steamed

Hilarious sports + system + counterattack Former national football goalkeeper Wu Yingshou's life credo is "showing off": training depends entirely on acting, goalkeeping depends on his mood, and his main motto is "enough sea cucumbers are enough, and health care is enough". Who would have thought that after eating too many sea cucumbers and going out to eat, he was shot in the head by a football wrapped in Buddha's light! When he opened his eyes again, he actually time-traveled into the body of Vozinha, the goalkeeper of the Cape Verde national team. Before he could be happy, the roar of the Creator of the Universe resounded in his mind: "I see you sea cucumber players making trouble every day, and I am so angry! I will send you to be reincarnated in Cape Verde, and you must win the 2026 World Cup! I will give you golden finger 'bullet time', but if you can't even keep a clean sheet..." "What if I can't do it?" "You will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber and be steamed by your former pig teammates as soon as you reach adulthood. You will be tortured year after year!" In order not to be served to the dinner table, the former "sea cucumber gangster" was forced to become a doorkeeper in Cape Verde! When the opponent's striker faced the giant Buddha and howled in despair, Wu Yingshou looked cold on the outside, but inside he was roaring crazily: "Stop shooting! I haven't eaten sea cucumbers today!!"