You Told Me to Leave the Army, and Now You’re Stealing Lou Xiao’e?

Name: You Told Me to Leave the Army, and Now You’re Stealing Lou Xiao’e?
Author: Street-Corner Storyteller

让你退伍，你截胡娄晓娥？

by Street-Corner Storyteller (临街说书)

Status: Completed
Length: 299k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 13d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Four-Panel Courtyard + stealing someone else's match + System + tormenting the courtyard's beasts + everyday life in a bygone era + decisive and ruthless]

Lin Chen returned to the Four-Panel Courtyard after leaving the military. He was a modest man and hadn't yet reported to the steel mill, but everyone in the courtyard took him for a penniless loser who couldn't even find a wife.

Xu Damao, who lived in the front courtyard, was strutting around and loudly announcing that he was about to marry Lou Xiao'e, the daughter of a capitalist. He had even laid out a whole-pig banquet for the wedding, while taking every opportunity to put Lin Chen down and make himself feel superior.

On the very day of his blind date, Lin Chen awakened the “Emotion Plundering System”! As long as he could make these beasts lose their cool, he would earn generous supplies and skills from the future!

When he saw Lou Xiao'e, the sweet and naive girl who had come to meet her match, Lin Chen acted decisively and stole her away.

With a few words, he exposed Xu Damao's secret infertility, then produced his official reassignment papers and an eighth-grade technician's appointment letter!

His identity was revealed, and the entire courtyard was shaken! Lou Xiao'e switched sides on the spot and declared she would marry no one but Lin Chen!

Xu Damao was so furious at the empty blind-date table that he nearly coughed up blood. Yi Zhonghai put on his grand-uncle airs and tried to guilt-trip Lin Chen, while Silly Zhu was so jealous his eyes turned red and he tried to start a fight.

“Ding! Xu Damao's resentment: +99. Reward: top-tier, level-ten cooking skills!”

“Ding! Silly Zhu's jealousy: +99. Reward: divine-level fighting skills!”

Listening to the delightful alerts in his mind, Lin Chen sneered.

You want to mess with me? I'll make sure every beast in this courtyard gets exactly what's coming to them!

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