Name: Bishop, I'm K422, Not Kallen!
Author: Pink Big Dolphin

Synopsis

Growing-up romance, Kallen x Otto, sweet, invincible. This book is also known as “I’m Kallen’s mom. If I don’t look like her, who would I look like, son?”

Otto, the son in question: “Come on, darling, don’t start.”

After writing Otto and Kallen fanfiction for three years, I woke up as failed clone K422 in a secret laboratory beneath Schicksal headquarters.

Four hundred and twenty-one corpses surrounded me.

Liquid was still spraying from the ceiling.

I nearly got killed in the first five minutes.

The good news: I survived.

The bad news: the person who saved me was Otto Apocalypse.

That smiling, sweet-talking boss who’d been alive for five hundred years said he wanted to adopt me as his great-granddaughter. I blurted out, “I might as well be your dad,” and he grabbed me by the throat.

Even more absurdly, his Fenghuang Down had no effect on me.

My essence didn’t belong to this world.

As I was about to suffocate, I called him “Great Inventor.”

That was what only Kallen called him.

He let go.

Later, I told him, “In my world, you brought Kallen back to life.”

I didn’t know that someone had plucked the source of this world’s Kallen’s soul from the branch of the Imaginary Tree.

So the most dangerous man in the world placed me under house arrest, monitoring me remotely every day for a whole year.

A year later, I realized two things.

My face was starting to look more and more like Kallen’s.

I was strong enough to tear down a wall with my bare hands.

Looking at the increasingly familiar face in the mirror, I said, “I’m Kallen’s mom. If I don’t look like her, who would I look like?”

Otto’s gaze grew more and more complicated.

This isn’t a story about a transmigrator saving the world.

It’s about a fanfiction-loving otaku (man or woman) using the game’s lore to survive right under the final boss’s nose

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Otto: I didn't understand before that "the twisted melon is not sweet, but it quenches thirst" now I understand a little bit (๑>◡<๑)👌🏻
29 likes3mo ago
The character settings in it are very consistent, there are no typos, and there are no plot breaks. Among Kallen's books, it is definitely a good book. I recommend it 👍
18 likes3mo ago
This is a scolding post. If there is something wrong, please post it here. Xilin will work hard to correct it.
12 likes3mo ago
Damn old thief, you secretly published a new book behind my back. If the new book is good, I will forgive you for delaying the update.
11 likes3mo ago
[Chigua] It seems that there are no surprises at the moment. The main plot revolves around Lu Tuo and K422. I originally came here with the hope of seeing the new pit opened by Lu Tuo, who respects Lu Tuo the most on the Internet. After all, who can guarantee that he will not watch Lu Tuo's embarrassing things? [Sneaky smile] Lu Tuo is not a good person, but he is a good man. In short, pure love is invincible. Lu Tuo should get a response. (◡‿◡✿)
9 likes2mo ago
The content and direction are well grasped, very interesting and attractive, and I feel it is relatively smooth while watching it. However, the logical words and modifications like "It's not... But..." Can be reduced a little, and the AI part can be dealt with in detail, otherwise it will feel like a drama for a moment. Generally speaking, it does not affect it, but it occasionally feels stuck. Currently, it is rated as top-notch.
6 likes3mo ago
After reading Chapter 5, I realized that it was a bit familiar. I clicked on the homepage and saw that it was indeed the same author. After I am not Kallen, I am not Kallen. Am I Kallen's mother? Haji Dolphin, you guy [laughs evilly]
5 likes1mo ago
I feel like using AI, I will add this when it is no longer needed.
5 likes2mo ago
Good book, Kao 99P S: Pair it with the Russian folk song "Белая кошка" (little white cat) to make it even better
5 likes2mo ago
It's very comfortable to watch, just like waking up in an air-conditioned room, seeing drizzle outside the window, looking back at the phone, and realizing that it's comfortable to continue sleeping on the weekend.
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