Unbelievable! I Just Returned to the Village, and the National Treasures Are Lining Up to Be Adopted!

Name: Unbelievable! I Just Returned to the Village, and the National Treasures Are Lining Up to Be Adopted!
Author: Spring, Spring, Joy, Joy

离谱！刚回村，国宝排队求收养！

by Spring, Spring, Joy, Joy (春春乐乐)

Status: Completed
Length: 233k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Farming
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[No System + No livestreaming + No female lead + Memes + Cute pets + Farming + Healing] “Dahuang, tomorrow I’m taking you to town to get your balls snipped.” “What the hell! Lin Ye, are you even human? I’ve stopped chasing after females, all right?!” After one teasing remark, Lin Ye was shocked to discover that he could understand every animal’s muttering! As a veterinarian with a conscience, Lin Ye was thrilled: his golden finger had finally arrived! But he never imagined that his first patient would be an injured wild South China tiger cub! Even more ridiculous, right after he risked his life to perform surgery, the fiercely protective tigress came looking for him! He thought he was about to be eaten alive, but after the tigress had a bowl of egg fried rice, she crawled into bed and became his 200-plus-pound “heated body pillow.” “Quit squirming. It took me forever to find a nice warm cushion. The only problem is, your bones are a bit poky!” Looking at the family of predators that had settled in and refused to leave, Lin Ye could only cry, “This is seriously criminal.” But that was only the start of the nightmare. From then on, his home became the designated maternity center for nationally protected animals! A sika deer that came over to use the Wi-Fi, a Northeast bear that sneaked beer, and even a national treasure giant panda that showed up with its whole family to pull a scam… Watching police cars park outside his home every day, Lin Ye was on the verge of tears. “Officer, please hear me out. I really haven’t illegally detained any protected animals!”

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