[First Day After I Transmigrated]
System: Woo him! He’s the male lead! Max out his affection and you can go home!
Me: You got it, boss!
[Seven Hundred and Thirtieth Day After I Transmigrated]
Me: System, his affection is maxed out, right? I want to go home!
System: I... I’m sorry... I... I got it wrong...
Me: ???
System: He’s the villain! He’s a monster that specializes in eating Systems! Run!
Lu Chenyuan wrapped his arms around me from behind and rested his chin on my shoulder.
He chuckled.
“Why run? I’m already tired of eating that voice in your head.”
“Next time, let’s try something fresh.”
He locked me inside his apartment and swallowed the key.
He planted a tracking anchor in me, so no matter where I ran, he could always drag me back.
His System interface labeled me “high-energy snack.”