Honghuang: A 99 Percenter Arrives at Mount Ling

[Honghuang] + [Investiture of the Gods] + [Journey to the West] 1V2, heroine vs. the brothers Jieyin and Zhunti

Li Changshou had lived for so many years, always believing he was the most cautious person in Honghuang, until he met that twelve-petal Pure World White Lotus, whom the Heavenly Dao had forcibly shoved into the Western Teachings as a disciple.

[Ninety-nine percent sure it's a trap]

[Ninety-nine percent sure there's a problem]

[Ninety-nine percent sure I shouldn't touch it]

Li Changshou: ??? Why does that sound so familiar?

After the Heavenly Dao forcibly assigned Yan He to the West, the two sages of the Western Teachings made a habit of keeping an eye on the little lotus, silently vying to educate her as soon as possible.

Zhunti: "Though the West is poor, it has three thousand Great Dao..."

Yan He's thoughts: [Give me a break. You're so poor you can hear a pin drop, and you're talking about the Great Dao?]

Zhunti: ...

Jieyin: "Yan He, you must devote yourself to diligent cultivation if you wish to attain the Dao."

Yan He's thoughts: [Attain the Dao? Can I eat it? Is it as good as gossip?]

Jieyin: ...

The two sages: We can't go on like this!

But when they saw their merit points climbing higher and higher, they thought... perhaps they could put up with it a little longer.

And so Yan He diligently slacked off in the Western Teachings, occasionally stirring up trouble between the West and the Heavenly Dao. Before she knew it, she had become the number-three figure in the West.

Then the Investiture of the Gods tribulation began, the Daoist sect split apart, and the Heavenly Dao started causing trouble.

Yan He slapped her thigh. The opportunity had come!

Strike down the heavens! Save the Lady Goddess!

Years later, the Journey to the West tribulation began.

The Jade Emperor Haotian waved his hand grandly. "The West will prosper, with Yan He in charge."

The Journey to the West team: Jin Chanzi, Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha, with Diting as their mount.

Yan He was dumbfounded.

Wait!! Where have you sent me???

Is this even the real Journey to the West!!!