The King of Strong Mouths: My Plastic Sisters Have Crow Mouths

"With your washboard figure, it's hard for me to wash my jeans!" "Haha, your boyfriend has bags under his eyes that are almost falling to the floor. Can't he do it in bed?" "Fart! He came seven times last night!" ——Okay, the whole school knows that you two had sex. I, Su Xiaoxiao and Tang Wanwan, are the school beauties, plastic sisters. She has a venomous tongue, but I have a ruthless mouth. Until the quarrel triggers the system—— Her swearing = physical attack, my words = a weapon of cause and effect. From now on: Canteen aunt's hands are shaking? I said: "Auntie, your grandson is counting down the exam tomorrow." The next second, the aunt's hand was as steady as a rock. Scumbag wants to cheat? She said: "You two are a good match, one is normal and the other is blind." The next second, the two broke up on the spot. The whole Internet is following our "Mutual Conflict Diary", and millions of fans are calling us "debut". But our most popular video is when she said with red eyes: "Lin Weiyue, if you stay up late again, I will use your ribs as a washboard!"