Queen of Trash Talk: My Fake Bestie Has a Cursed Tongue

“With a body as flat as a washboard, I'd hate to wash jeans on you. You'd be too rough on my hands!” “Oh, please. Your boyfriend's eye bags are practically on the floor. Is he any good in bed?” “Bullshit! He came seven times last night!” And just like that, the whole school knew you two had slept together. I'm Su Xiaoxiao, and Tang Wanwan and I are the school's two campus beauties, but we're frenemies. She's sharp-tongued, and I'm a jinx. We were evenly matched. Until an argument triggered a System: Her insults became physical attacks, while my words became weapons of causality. From then on: The cafeteria lady's hand shakes? I say, “Ma'am, your grandson's going to come in last on his exam tomorrow.” The next second, her hand is steady as a rock. A jerk wants to cheat? She says, “You two are perfect for each other: one is full of himself, the other is blind.” The next second, they break up on the spot. The whole internet is following our “Bickering Diary.” A million fans are begging us to debut. But our most popular video is the one where she says, eyes red, “Lin Weiyue, if you stay up late again, I'll use your ribs as a washboard!”