When the phone vibrated, I was dreaming that I was stepping on the face of the Immortal Emperor and stuffing the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder into his mouth.
"Ding! The Xiuxian Daily APP has been successfully installed. Congratulations to the host for becoming the zeroth delivery person!"
I just fucking exploded.
When I jumped up from the bed, my head hit the ceiling fan, which made me grimace in pain. The musty smell of the rental house mixed with the smell of rancid instant noodles soup made me feel dazed for a moment - I, the majestic Demon Lord Gu Lingxiao, a figure who stomped his feet and trembled in the world of cultivation a thousand years ago, now actually live in such a shabby place where even rats don't want to come.
The screen of the mobile phone is dazzlingly bright, with a pink APP icon dancing cheerfully, and cartoon clouds and cranes floating on it. The style of the mobile phone is exactly the same as that of a third-rate web game.
"Successfully registered! You have accepted your first mission: deliver the 'Nine Transformations Golden Elixir Package' to Master Yun Lan, the head of the Qingyun Sect. Time limit: two hours. All points will be deducted over time. If the points return to zero, the host will be wiped out."
I stared at the word "obliterate" for three seconds and smiled.
Those old guys from thousands of years ago couldn't kill me even if they teamed up to set up a trap, just with a broken APP?
Then I felt my heart suddenly shrinking, as if being grasped by invisible hands. The pain made me kneel on the ground, cold sweat falling from my forehead.
