A Director's Delight: If You Tell Me Not to Frame You, I'll Do It Anyway

[Director novel] [Entertainment industry] [Comedy] [Arrogant, mindless wish fulfillment] [Insane plays within the story] [Lots of female stars]

To make a name for himself faster, rookie director Lin Yuan makes one terrible movie after another and picks fights with one established director after the next.

It all starts with “Chang Cheng,” which gets him black-and-red traffic. Then he adds roasted chicken wings to “Bureau 749,” and soon the terrible-director label is known far and wide.

As Lin Yuan’s terrible movies cross borders and flood overseas markets, his haters unknowingly spread across the globe.

When he finally gets serious and sets out to win them over... he searches the entire world and can’t find a single hater.

He has become... a living legend.

After achieving fame and success, Lin Yuan is asked a question by a reporter.

He answers, “Let me say this one last time: I absolutely do not make terrible movies. I’m helping everyone improve their aesthetic sense, personal qualities, and professional skills, and build a more spiritually civilized society.”