On the first day I traveled through time as an elephant, I set rules for myself: not to participate in politics, not to do business, and not to stand out.
My father is a hero of Lingyan Pavilion and has a strong family background; I am a modern social animal and just want to lie down.
I can't stand it...
Li Shimin: "Can you tell me what 'planned economy' means?"
Cheng Yaojin: "My dear nephew, you said that the 'shareholding system' would become a shareholding in my mine. How do you do this?"
Li Jing: "Write down a detailed description of the 'three-dimensional fortification' you drew casually at the Ministry of War yesterday."
I squatted in the corner and drew circles: "I'm just a modern person who wants to eat and die. Can you let me go?"
Li Shimin patted me on the shoulder and smiled kindly: "Yes, will you fight against the Turks?"
Me: "…………"
Ten years later, a new portrait was added to Lingyan Pavilion.
Li Shimin wrote a personal inscription: Zhang Xiangxiang, the first prince of the Tang Dynasty.
I burst into tears: "Your Majesty, I want to go home and farm..."
