A max-level Celestial Master transmigrates into a good-for-nothing with blocked meridians, gets kicked out of a wealthy family from the start, and has only fifty cents to her name?
No problem. She turns around and spends fifty yuan to rent the most haunted house in the city, and Sang Wan immediately starts running an exploitative underworld workplace!
Other people drop to their knees and beg when they see ghosts. Her eyes light up: “That speed! It'd be a waste not to put you to work at a sewing machine!”
The fake heiress thinks she can live without a worry once Sang Wan is gone. The Mystical Arts Association thinks a total online ban will bring her to her knees.
But when they look again, the whole internet's reaction has changed
A thousand-year-old red-clad vengeful ghost signs a life-and-death labor contract with her, then spends every day racing away on the latest paper-made sewing machine to churn out custom couture.
A bloodthirsty general from a former dynasty gets stuck in a pink teddy-bear apron, wielding a modern kitchen knife as he frantically tosses food in the kitchen.
Even Judge Lu, the coldest and most arrogant finance director in the underworld, is completely won over by an iPad with Excel installed and a coconut latte. Now he's a humble CFO who works overtime every day in blue-light-blocking glasses!
When the fake heiress goes bankrupt and resorts to forbidden arts to summon Black and White Impermanence in person to claim Sang Wan's life, she sees a scene that nearly scares her soul out of her body:
The lofty Black and White Impermanence not only refuse to arrest anyone, but stand there clutching cups of milk tea and trembling before Judge Lu, seated at the head of the table.
Judge Lu pushes up his glasses. “You kicked in my company's door in the middle of the night. Do you have a problem with my financial work?”
Sang Wan sits atop a mountain of gold bars, sipping milk tea as she spreads her hands helplessly. “I really only wanted to earn a little spending money at first. How did I end up with all Ten Kings of Hell lining up to ask me for investment?”
A max-level Celestial Master teaches you how to use the mindset of a modern capitalist to whip the realms of yin and yang into shape! Open the story: tonight, the haunted workshop is having another record-breaking day!
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