There was a heavy rain in the middle of the night and I was electrocuted. The system sent me directly back to 2013 to be a little kid, and conveniently gave me 10 billion in global high-end commercial real estate as compensation.
With such a huge sum of money in hand, I decided on the spot to transform into a fairy landlord. I would lead my Samoyed and my fishing rod every day, thinking only about how to painlessly terminate the contract with the entertainment company.
But why, even though I had already performed my best, I somehow became the top star on the Internet begging not to quit?
Yang Mi, the eldest sister in the entertainment industry, was holding a pep rally in tears while I hid in the audience and played black games without even bothering to raise my eyelids.
The new little flower Reba and the fairy sister Liu Yifei came to my house many times for dinner and shopping. I only focused on ordering takeout for 30 yuan at home, or standing on the roadside of the comic exhibition to watch the excitement.
Don't ask me why I'm so arrogant, because the property ownership certificate for the high-end business office building they fought so hard for is lying in my doghouse.
Until during a live broadcast, I accidentally answered an overseas phone call calling for payment of rent for a multinational commercial business. The jaws of the entire audience hit the ground on the spot.
Everyone went crazy for a while, and fans all over the Internet frantically refreshed their screens: Brother Chang, please stop pretending to be stupid. As long as you continue to operate, we will rent that street in London and give it to you!
Reader comments
Pure AI, the sea is all water
What the hell!
You can't watch it without thinking
The writing is a bit messy
Pure slap in the face text
I was still harping on what I was writing when I got out of the contract, and I was still harping on it after I quit.
Pure AI, the sea is all water
What the hell!
You can't watch it without thinking
The writing is a bit messy
Pure slap in the face text
I was still harping on what I was writing when I got out of the contract, and I was still harping on it after I quit.
It's a mess and doesn't make sense at all.