Mr. Lu, Your Cockroach Has Gained Sentience

What's it like to be reborn as a CEO's cockroach?

1. He's so obsessive about cleanliness that he showers three times a day, while I perch on his toothbrush cup and watch him brush his teeth.

2. He spends 30,000 yuan on a custom-made, completely transparent cockroach mansion for me. I break out in the middle of the night and land right on his face.

3. He talks to me about his love for Lin Xiaoyue. I get so mad I curse him out as a “moron” with bread crumbs.

That's right, I'm Lin Xiaoyue.

Someone killed me, I was reborn as a cockroach, and now my enemy keeps me as a pet.

Then he cradles me in his hands and says:

“If only you were my wife.”

I twitch my antennae and think:

Funny, I am.