What is it like to be a cockroach of a boss?
1. He is so obsessive that he bathes three times a day, but I lie down on his mouthwash cup and watch him brush his teeth.
2. He spent 30,000 yuan to customize a completely transparent cockroach mansion for me. I escaped from jail in the middle of the night and stepped on his face.
3. He confessed his love to Lin Xiaoyue to me, and I was so angry that I called him an "idiot" with bread crumbs.
Yes, I am that Lin Xiaoyue.
He was killed, reborn as a cockroach, and even kept as a pet by his enemies.
Until he held me in his hands and said:
"I wish you were my wife."
I shook my tentacles and thought——
As luck would have it, I am.
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