I casually complained that the Jade Emperor in a TV drama was such a loser, and Lin Chen immediately bound himself to the Jade Emperor Deification System!
Death was a tribulation. Every time he died, his strength soared, and anyone he deified grew stronger alongside him!
A blaze of karmic fire accidentally turned his younger sister into the Red Lotus Fire God.
The fire department came knocking, and the property manager tried to pass the buck. To cover up the divine flames, chaos broke out at every turn.
The Supernatural Affairs Office came looking for him. Lin Chen geared up from head to toe, mask and baseball cap in place, terrified they’d capture him and dissect him for research.
When filling out the registration form, he wrote in the name field: Jade Emperor!
The clerk laughed. “Oh? The Jade Emperor? Pay me, and I’ll make you a celestial general!”
Lin Chen’s face remained expressionless. “Do you know you’re talking to the real Jade Emperor?”
