Quick Transmigration: The Stubborn Main God Has Had a Crush on His Host for Millions of Years

Quick transmigration + System + ridiculous comedy + cathartic face-slapping + 1v1

Also known as Quick Transmigration: After Binding Myself to the Main God, My Mental State Got Even Better

Shen Nianzhi's death was absurdly anticlimactic. She stepped on a wet plane tree leaf, slipped, and died.

Her last thought before dying was of the box of chocolate cakes in her fridge.

She hadn't even taken a bite before she was gone.

When she opened her eyes again, a male voice claiming to be a System had appeared in her head.

[You managed to slip on a single leaf and die? You're quite a talent.]

Shen Nianzhi: "Who are you? You insult me right off the bat. Where are your manners?"

[Quick transmigration System, Serial Number 10086. Complete missions and earn wish points. Once you have enough, you can come back to life.]

"I'm not doing it."

[...]

"I just died. My body's still warm, and you're already giving me work? Do you have any humanity?"

[I'm a System. I don't.]

"Then I'm definitely not doing it. Why should I trust a heartless thing like you?"

[Your roommate ate the box of chocolate cakes in your fridge.]

Shen Nianzhi's eyelid twitched. "...Bind me. I'm going back to open every single one of her blind boxes."

Only later did she realize that this lousy System wasn't quite right.

He was sharp-tongued, talkative, and always meddling, yet he would "just happen" to show up whenever she needed him most.

She thought it was just some stupid factory setting.

Only later did she learn that he wasn't a System.

He had simply forgotten who he was and what his name was, but he hadn't forgotten to stay by her side.

He'd been following her for over a thousand years, and all he could do was take jabs at her:

"If you're going to fight, then fight. Can you stop stepping in puddles? Do you think new shoes grow on trees?"

"If you're investigating a case, then investigate. Can you stop eating food off other people's tables first?"

"You... can you stop making me worry all the time?"